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'''Matt Vanderwouw''' (born 1991) is a karter reigning from the Golden Horseshoe, Canada. He primarily plays [[Mario Kart 64]] and has peaked at 31st in the world. He is also ranked 165th in [[Mario Kart Double Dash]] and 148th in [[Mario Kart Wii]] for a combined ranking of 68th place.
'''Matt Vanderwouw''' (born 1991) is a karter reigning from the Golden Horseshoe, Canada. He primarily plays [[Mario Kart 64]] and has peaked at 31st in the world. He is also ranked 165th in [[Mario Kart Double Dash]] and 148th in [[Mario Kart Wii]] for a combined ranking of 68th place.
Outside of karting, Matt V spent his childhood mastering the art of seduction. It is said that his pheromones are detectable from outer space. Often times his front door will be bombarded by hundreds of women wishing to mate with Matt, which makes it difficult for him to concentrate on his karting. According to many sources, if he was not such a stud, he would probably be ranked in the top 10 in Mario Kart 64.