David Kovaz
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David DKK5 Kovaz is a big pimp from Florida who hangs out frequently with Flo-Rida and other rappers.
David's involvement in the elite stems from when he used to play Perfect Dark and excelled on the WAR! stage by obtaining the Agent and Perfect Agent World Records. He retired from Perfect Dark with the exodus who left the game as Perfect Ace was destroying the World Record Table.
David then became a staple in the elite's AIM chatroom. He is known for starting such memes as stating "OVER" in every Summer Contest Spread Bet, using lobster themed emoticons and being the first to claim to masturbate over 20 times daily to lemonparty.