2008 Craption Tuesday

It's 2008 Craption Tuesday! Think of something for THIS image:

Craption #3

1. The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct. 2 (Ngamer)
2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. (Brino) 1
3. Deepthroat. (Luke) 1
4. That woman is freakin' huge. (Third)
5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. (Thingy) 1
6. BREAKING HEADLINE: RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! (Goose)
7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. 3 (Jack)
8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. (Graves)
9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. (Matis the Karter) 2

Craption #2

1. So THIS is where I came from.... (Jack)
2. Now we all know why they're called a Wiener Dog. - 2 (Thingy)
3. The girl was about to venture into the dogs gigantic gaping anus but Scott who was already residing there shooed her away. 4 (Brutus)
4. Is there candy inside?' "Yes, liquid candy. 1 (Third)
5. It looks like mummys daddy! (Luke)
6. Goatse; or what goose will never experience. (Goose)
7. You've heard, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?" Well... (Graves) - 2
8. But mommy, I asked where babies come from. (Comet)
9. Mommy, can I borrow your lipstick? - 2 (Matis the Karter)

Craption #1

First Human Tetris made TV, Human Sex will be coming next Fall! (Thingy)
Upon seeing this image, Nate Stinson commented "please don't give the boys ideas for Virginia '09, one glimpse of Jimbo's ass crack is more than enough to petrify 12 oxen" - 2 (Goose)
Please don't let me get Free Spin. Oh God, please don't let me get Free Spin. - 2 (Graves)
You don't even KNOW what they have to do when it lands on pink... - 1 (Ngamer)
Spin the wheel and see who loses their pants! (Third)
I don't know why Jim, but this is giving me a stiffy - 2 (Jack)
Fucking Oroumov in public? - 1 (Luke)
If you can read this, you're doing it wrong. - 2 (Comet)
Left nut, blue! - 2 (Matis the Karter)