2008 Craption Thursday

It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Craption #1

1. Goose in 30 years... on parole.
2. Angry sex is always better on christmas!
3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day."
4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle.
5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks!
6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years.