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David '''DKK5''' Kovaz is a big pimp from Florida who hangs out frequently with Flo-Rida and other rappers.
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David '''DavidK5''' Kovaz is a former [[Perfect Dark]] player from Florida who joined the elite early in 2005. After achieving [[Duel]] [[Perfect Agent]] 0:09, he was added to the ranks just within the top 100. In the following months David climbed into the top 50, but then began focusing his efforts almost exclusively on [[WAR!]]. After many months and several hundred hours of playing, he managed to obtain all three [[World Records]] for WAR! (0:25/0:46/0:54). Late in 2007, after spending many more hours trying to untie WAR! PA, David retired from PD competition when [[Perfect Ace]] achieved 0:53.
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David's involvement in the elite stems from when he used to play [[Perfect Dark]] and excelled on the [[WAR!]] stage by obtaining the [[Agent]], [[Secret Agent]] and [[Perfect Agent]] [[World Records]]. He retired from Perfect Dark with the exodus who left the game as [[Perfect Ace]] was destroying the [http://www.the-elite.net/PD/elite.htm World Record Table].
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Aside from his Perfect Dark times, David's other gaming accomplishments include speed runs for [[Breath of Fire III]] and [[Cool Boarders 2]]. He has also written several game guides and reviews for [[GameFAQs]].
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David then became a staple in the elite's AIM chatroom.  He is known for starting such memes as stating "OVER" in every [[2007 Elite Summer Contest Spread Betting|Summer Contest Spread Bet]], using lobster themed emoticons, saying "No!", mocking loser eliter [[BloodE]] by claiming he is "Not BloodE" and being the first to claim to masturbate over 20 times daily to [http://www.lemonparty.org lemonparty].
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Long after joining the PD ranks, David became a staple in the elite's AIM chatroom.  He is known for starting such memes as stating "OVER" in every [[2007 Elite Summer Contest Spread Betting|Summer Contest Spread Bet]], using lobster themed emoticons, saying "No!", claiming his name is "Not [[BloodE]]" and having upwards of 23 [http://www.lemonparty.org lemonpartys] a day.