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'''Jacob Goldfinger''' is a player of many Mario Karts. He is famous for his message board posts in which he makes excellent use of the bathtub smiley.
== Introduction ==
'''Jacob Goldfinger''' was born in Chicago, Illinois on July 11, 1991 at 12:02 PM. Regrettably, the exact second of the birth failed to be recorded, so this is as exact as we're going to get. He is a pretty whimsical guy, almost always in a happy and light-hearted mood. His primary interests are sunshine, love, metaphysical philosophy, rodent breeding, and wearing turtle-neck shirts. If he isn't karting, there's a good chance that he is pursuing one of these interests.
== Personal/School Life ==
'''Jacob Goldfinger''' attends New Trier High School in Winnetka, Illinois (a northern suburb of Chicago). At the time of this writing, he is on summer vacation between his junior and senior years.
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