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Biff also became a Philosopher of a unique kind by coming up with his own methodologies, reasoning and problem solving strategies in life. This has over the years helped him to win his battles, and generally Feel no Way. Several [http://smkphotogallery.wrvids.com/BiffQuotes.htm Legendary 'Biff' Quotes] have been documented and are honoured by many in the UK and abroad.
 
Biff also became a Philosopher of a unique kind by coming up with his own methodologies, reasoning and problem solving strategies in life. This has over the years helped him to win his battles, and generally Feel no Way. Several [http://smkphotogallery.wrvids.com/BiffQuotes.htm Legendary 'Biff' Quotes] have been documented and are honoured by many in the UK and abroad.
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== Biff's Other Crazy Achievements==
 
== Biff's Other Crazy Achievements==
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*Biff claims to have been able to reach near 40mph down the spiral ramp of a Multistory carpark.
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*Claims to have been able to reach near 40mph down the spiral ramp of a Multistory carpark.
    
*Holds the land speed record for South London to Folkestone.
 
*Holds the land speed record for South London to Folkestone.
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*While playing GTA3, proved that he could tip over a train when no one believed it possible.
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*Once managed to turn Coca Cola that had gone flat, to become fizzy again.
    
*Claims that if there was an apocalypse, that he could parry it.
 
*Claims that if there was an apocalypse, that he could parry it.
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== The Future of Biff? ==
 
== The Future of Biff? ==
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Biff now plays XBox 360 mostly, testing out various games for fun. Although he is semi-retired from competitive gaming, he does occasionally participate online on Street Fighter 2 HD Remix and the new Street Fighter 4. Biff's future gaming plans are currently unknown.
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In the recent days, Biff plays XBox 360 casually, testing out various games just for fun. Although he is semi-retired from competitive gaming, he does occasionally participate online on Street Fighter 2 HD Remix and the new Street Fighter 4. Biff's future gaming plans are currently unknown.
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He once announced that he would release a Hardback Copy of his Autobiography when he reaches 40. Unless he changes his mind it will be titled: 'I Merked Crime... The Autobiography of Jonathan "Biff" Sifleet'. Jonathan continues to be an out and out Legend and a man of immense power. Once upon a time, the people of the World cried out for a Savior.. One that could withstand the elements, live life to the fullest and save the lives others; so God gave us Biff...
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He once proposed that he would release a Hardback Copy of his Autobiography ('I Merked Crime... The Autobiography of Jonathan "Biff" Sifleet') when he reaches about 40. Biff continues to be an out and out Legend and a man of immense power. He is a credit to the Gamers of the UK and an iconic figure for his rise as an unknown gamer to one challenging the ranks of some of the best. It has always been known that if one ever has a problem, small or large, Biff will always have the answer.
     
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