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− | 1. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 1. When Chewbacca's son died, they started to shave him for the autopsy, but it was taking too long. (x) - x<br> |
− | 2. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 2. Goose thought he had it made after getting hired at the zoo. 9 months later, however, he was was given a lifetime ban from the monkey cages. (x) - x<br> |
− | 3. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 3. The flowers match the table cloth well, I'd say. (x) - x<br> |
− | 4. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 4. His last wish in life was to die swimming in a sea of gravy, with several cows floating beside him and plenty of ketchup to stuff his midget face with. (x) - x<br> |
− | 5. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 5. He got a little sleepy after eating that plate of spaghetti and meatballs. (x) - x<br> |
− | 6. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 6. Is that Ben Stiller? Or...oh, I think it's one of those fruity little Star Wars guys. The Ewoks or whatever. But it really does look sort of like Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Why is he dead though? Did somebody hurt him? He's all bloody around his face like he took a QB punch right in the mouth. I kind of feel sorry for the little guy. Shit, what a way to go. Goodnight, sweet prince. Man, I think we should hold a funeral for this little guy. Just name the time and place. I'll be there. I want to lay this little guy to rest. It's really a shame that some selfish bastard did this to him. I can't believe our world can be so cruel. I mean, one second you're scavenging around the forest floor, minding your own business...next thing you know, you're lying stiff with blood pouring out of you. I feel scared for my own life now. I don't know where this fear is coming from but I just can't shake it. I'm actually starting to cry. I hate this feeling. This is the worst picture I've ever seen. I hope I don't ever see it again, but I know I can't unsee it now that I've seen it. This sucks. I won't be able to sleep tonight. Oh well, gonna go grab some food and watch Scrubs. (x) - x<br> |
− | 7. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 7. Child of Pierce Brosnan & Bon Jovi FOUND DEAD! (x) - x<br> |
− | 8. Funny goes here! (x) - x<br> | + | 8. 9-year old Timmy Thompson wins his local science fair with this dubious display of genetic engineering. (x) - x<br> |
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| == Craption #6 == | | == Craption #6 == |