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Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 5000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Nowdays Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.

Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 5000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Nowdays Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.

== Kart Career? ==

== nice wr ==

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner.

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner.