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==The Kart Goddess==

==The Kart Goddess==

Though there are many Kart Gods, their leader and main representative is the female Kart Goddess.  Until recently, she has been disguising herself as being male to avoid drawing more attention to herself, but she has recently revealed that she is in fact a female.  The Kart Goddess is the only Kart God who chats with people online.  She is also the one who makes all important decisions, such as when someone will become a new world champion.  She can be communicated with through AIM or MSN, but she has only unblocks certain people when she feels they are worthy of talking to her, so random karters can't contact her.  If there's something you should be talking to her about, then she'll contact you.  If you believe in her, then she'll be more likely to contact you.  Here is her contact information, so if anyone with any other AIM name or MSN name claims to be a Kart God, it's an imposter.

Though there are many Kart Gods, their leader and main representative is the female Kart Goddess.  She likes watching karters kart even more than she likes watching porn.  Until recently, she has been disguising herself as being male to avoid drawing more attention to herself, but she has recently revealed that she is in fact a female.  The Kart Goddess is the only Kart God who chats with people online.  She is also the one who makes all important decisions, such as when someone will become a new world champion.  She can be communicated with through AIM or MSN, but she has only unblocks certain people when she feels they are worthy of talking to her, so random karters can't contact her.  If there's something you should be talking to her about, then she'll contact you.  If you believe in her, then she'll be more likely to contact you.  Here is her contact information, so if anyone with any other AIM name or MSN name claims to be a Kart God, it's an imposter.

* AIM: kartgods

* AIM: kartgods

* When Thomas Bolton quit time trials in MKDS, the Kart Gods were mad at him for betraying them and decided to help [[Sascha Brauninger]].  It took Sascha only 3 days to become world champion by closing an incredibly large gap in AF between him and Bolton.  However, when Bolton quit he managed to make a deal with the kart gods that involved him not being sentenced to kart hell, which explains why he was able to make a short return later to get a few new world records.

* When Thomas Bolton quit time trials in MKDS, the Kart Gods were mad at him for betraying them and decided to help [[Sascha Brauninger]].  It took Sascha only 3 days to become world champion by closing an incredibly large gap in AF between him and Bolton.  However, when Bolton quit he managed to make a deal with the kart gods that involved him not being sentenced to kart hell, which explains why he was able to make a short return later to get a few new world records.

* Shortly before Michael Fried passed [[Miguel Rodriguez]] to reclaim his world champion title, the Kart Gods caused Miguel's R button to break, followed by causing Michael to make what was by far his fastest improvement so far in MKDS.

* Shortly before Michael Fried passed [[Miguel Rodriguez]] to reclaim his world champion title, the Kart Gods caused Miguel's R button to break, followed by causing Michael to make what was by far his fastest improvement so far in MKDS.

* The Kart Gods helped Troy Ullman get his very strong CM 3lap WR in MK64.  Well, I suppose there's no proof of that, but given how superhuman his performance was, surely there must have been some amount of divine intervention, right?

* The Kart Goddess helped Troy Ullman get his very strong CM 3lap WR in MK64.  Well, I suppose there's no proof of that, but given how superhuman his performance was, surely there must have been some amount of divine intervention, right?

==Advantages of the Kart Religion over other religions==

==Advantages of the Kart Religion over other religions==