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== nice wr ==

== nice wr ==

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2011 in France. He did surprisingly well finishing 15th overall. While he couldnt blame not finishing higher on a cross-dressing Duff, he could blame it on the fact Duff demanded he film every one of his outdoor showers, which gave Clark a boner.

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner. Clark also attended the CDM 2011 in France. He did surprisingly well finishing 15th overall. While he couldnt blame not finishing higher on a cross-dressing Duff, he could blame it on the fact Duff demanded he film every one of his outdoor showers, which gave Clark a boner. Most recently he also attended the CDM 2012. The boner inducing event of this year was Team Horse winning a medal.

== TT is for noobs ==

== TT is for noobs ==

<zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT  

<zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT  

== Trivia ==

== Trivia ==

* Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.

* Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* Clark is 29.

* Clark is 28.

* Slept in Karel van Duijvenbodens sisters bed. (100% true)

* Slept in Karel van Duijvenbodens sisters bed. (100% true)

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.

* Thinks PO is a better commanding lord than Penev.

* Thinks PO is a better commanding lord than Penev.

* Finished 3rd in the 2k10 Kart Contest.

* Finished 3rd in the 2k10 Kart Contest.

* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.

* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.

* Likes finishing 3rd.

* Likes finishing 3rd.