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I remember someone once made a tourney of Iamdead classiX. I've taken the time to compile some to show why he's such a great user.

I remember someone once made a tourney of Iamdead classiX. I've taken the time to compile some to show why he's such a great user.

"Can't Escape!" is the most annoying thing about Pokémon games. Ever.

"Can't Escape!" is the most annoying thing about Pokemon games. Ever.

Does China want to fight or something?

Does China want to fight or something?

I seriously hope Chavez decides to invade Colombia

I seriously hope Chavez decides to invade Colombia

Ed Bellis is a Nice Guy who Got Some Attitude. That said, I don't really like the fellow anymore, but I'm pretty sure I used to.

Ed Bellis is a Nice Guy who Got Some Attitude. That said, I don't really like the fellow anymore, but I'm pretty sure I used to.

So I used to frequent the Pokémon Gold/Silver boards. By the time I got there, actually, most of the "stars" were starting to fade away. Usernames I can still kinda recite. Haste2, Cloud9x, Denny, DarthSidious, Nin10d0h, Druid, Koudelka, Sir Chris, Nitro2000. People I never really got to know that well. So I fell into another sort of "clique" with users whose names began with "s." I remember someone called Stupid fool and switch01. People who'd been around a long time but never got legendary. Names to that effect. They eventually left, too. I became one of the oldest people on the board. But new names appeared like dmendez64, GoldenTyranitar, ChickMaster, Flame060, and Uriel3ca3 ("call me Travis"). They'd see me as their senpai, their superior, and it made sense. I was, really. Except their e-popularity somehow grew higher, and it was probably because I didn't bother to post as much. Now even these names are gone, and the field is basically empty. I can see literally no one I remember from that era. I don't frequent the board, but I think it's in shambles.

So I used to frequent the Pokemon Gold/Silver boards. By the time I got there, actually, most of the "stars" were starting to fade away. Usernames I can still kinda recite. Haste2, Cloud9x, Denny, DarthSidious, Nin10d0h, Druid, Koudelka, Sir Chris, Nitro2000. People I never really got to know that well. So I fell into another sort of "clique" with users whose names began with "s." I remember someone called Stupid fool and switch01. People who'd been around a long time but never got legendary. Names to that effect. They eventually left, too. I became one of the oldest people on the board. But new names appeared like dmendez64, GoldenTyranitar, ChickMaster, Flame060, and Uriel3ca3 ("call me Travis"). They'd see me as their senpai, their superior, and it made sense. I was, really. Except their e-popularity somehow grew higher, and it was probably because I didn't bother to post as much. Now even these names are gone, and the field is basically empty. I can see literally no one I remember from that era. I don't frequent the board, but I think it's in shambles.

Ed Bellis is the type of guy who falls into the tertiary category. I always saw him as being my kyoukai on Board 8, one of those guys who was "younger" than I. He hadn't really "surfaced" until sometime 2005. For awhile he seemed like my type of guy. Then his popularity skyrocketed, and things just changed. He'd never answer my calls. He'd always be hanging out with other girls and said he "wanted some time apart." Well of course I waited faithfully, but he wasted no time at all in getting into multiple other users' pants. It's totally wrong of me, of course, but I feel like he's "sold out." I dunno about him now. I just hope he hasn't died of syphilis.

Ed Bellis is the type of guy who falls into the tertiary category. I always saw him as being my kyoukai on Board 8, one of those guys who was "younger" than I. He hadn't really "surfaced" until sometime 2005. For awhile he seemed like my type of guy. Then his popularity skyrocketed, and things just changed. He'd never answer my calls. He'd always be hanging out with other girls and said he "wanted some time apart." Well of course I waited faithfully, but he wasted no time at all in getting into multiple other users' pants. It's totally wrong of me, of course, but I feel like he's "sold out." I dunno about him now. I just hope he hasn't died of syphilis.

So apparently cynosure is a word. Unfortunately, in the position where it's used in this particular username, it doesn't make sense, since it's in noun form. The correct response is to change 'Cynosure' to Cynosural, but... well, FireFox doesn't recognize 'Cynosural' for some reason. And yet Dictionary.com suggests it. Granted, FireFox doesn't even recognize 'FireFox' and, well, if you're not gonna recognize FireFox you might as well not recognize Cynosural. How'd you like that waxin' philosophical?

So apparently cynosure is a word. Unfortunately, in the position where it's used in this particular username, it doesn't make sense, since it's in noun form. The correct response is to change 'Cynosure' to Cynosural, but... well, FireFox doesn't recognize 'Cynosural' for some reason. And yet Dictionary.com suggests it. Granted, FireFox doesn't even recognize 'FireFox' and, well, if you're not gonna recognize FireFox you might as well not recognize Cynosural. How'd you like that waxin' philosophical?

Cynosure Legend actually reminds me of Ulti, except he pretends to be cool in real life and on the internet. It's inspiring to see him get whiny about Rap Battles, AIM mafia, and Pokémon and insistently dropping from their respective leagues or related. When he does so, his response never fails to bring up the fact that everyone surrounding him is a nerd with no life and that he could beat up everyone in real life. What a cool cookie he is. Oh, and apparently he's in college. Fortunately I think he goes to school in Canada. Our education system is clearly doing its job.

Cynosure Legend actually reminds me of Ulti, except he pretends to be cool in real life and on the internet. It's inspiring to see him get whiny about Rap Battles, AIM mafia, and Pokemon and insistently dropping from their respective leagues or related. When he does so, his response never fails to bring up the fact that everyone surrounding him is a nerd with no life and that he could beat up everyone in real life. What a cool cookie he is. Oh, and apparently he's in college. Fortunately I think he goes to school in Canada. Our education system is clearly doing its job.

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'''36: [[StealThisSheen]]'''

I used to like StealThisSheen for his SlightlyEroticPidgeon username and his Pokémon Red playthrough topic. Nowadays he enjoys posting in topics and pretending to invite users for sex, often with asterisks to denote an action. For example, he might enter a topic and post, *sexes everyone in this topic*. This is considered extremely funny, and by replacing the typically accepted first-person pronoun with the proper noun "The SEP," he propagates a hilarious way for everyone to learn his username. He's also done a "Rate This Chick" topic around seven times, and each time he opens with the same unattractive cheerleader. I think her name is Ginger. It's awesome.

I used to like StealThisSheen for his SlightlyEroticPidgeon username and his Pokemon Red playthrough topic. Nowadays he enjoys posting in topics and pretending to invite users for sex, often with asterisks to denote an action. For example, he might enter a topic and post, *sexes everyone in this topic*. This is considered extremely funny, and by replacing the typically accepted first-person pronoun with the proper noun "The SEP," he propagates a hilarious way for everyone to learn his username. He's also done a "Rate This Chick" topic around seven times, and each time he opens with the same unattractive cheerleader. I think her name is Ginger. It's awesome.

Honestly, he's one of the most best users on the board these days, and I can't believe it took me this long to add him to my Hall of Fame consisting of 36ish users. But now that he's there, I might never again be able to read his posts. With this account, at least.

Honestly, he's one of the most best users on the board these days, and I can't believe it took me this long to add him to my Hall of Fame consisting of 36ish users. But now that he's there, I might never again be able to read his posts. With this account, at least.

Speaking of extraordinary pleasure, have you noticed that taking a really badly needed piss feels better than orgasm? Just a thought.

Speaking of extraordinary pleasure, have you noticed that taking a really badly needed piss feels better than orgasm? Just a thought.

Anyway, Chris was the first guy I knew on Board 8. I met him by playing Pokémon. Haven't battled online in ages now, but it was fun while it lasted. The next time I encountered the fellow, he was leading lynches on townies in mafia. 'Hey,' I thought, 'That's exactly like what I do! We must be brothers or something!' It turns out that we weren't actually brothers, but we nonetheless played some mafia together, during which time he showed that he was indeed capable of intelligence, albeit not of applying said intelligence to an actual mafia game.

Anyway, Chris was the first guy I knew on Board 8. I met him by playing Pokemon. Haven't battled online in ages now, but it was fun while it lasted. The next time I encountered the fellow, he was leading lynches on townies in mafia. 'Hey,' I thought, 'That's exactly like what I do! We must be brothers or something!' It turns out that we weren't actually brothers, but we nonetheless played some mafia together, during which time he showed that he was indeed capable of intelligence, albeit not of applying said intelligence to an actual mafia game.

Chris is overwhelmingly narcissistic, and if he weren't, he'd be like everyone else on this list. Boring and higher ranked.

Chris is overwhelmingly narcissistic, and if he weren't, he'd be like everyone else on this list. Boring and higher ranked.