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The normal Jeffrey Gutierrez is intelligent, logical, helpful, respectful, nice, and one of the best contributors to the forum. However, occasionally he lets his alter ego, known as "Pobre", take over him (actually he's just 1 of a whole army of Pobres that's been trying to take control of the MB and eventually maybe even the world). When he becomes Pobre, he is the biggest spammer by far that the forum has ever known, with a post count of around 4.5 million. Pobre acts like a gangster and insults people often. Some people don't believe that 2 completely opposite personalities can really be the same person, but scientific research has shown that they are, in fact, only 1 person with multiple personalities. The cause of the change in personalities is still unknown, and psychologists are still trying to determine whether or not he's able to control which personality he displays at a particular moment. The personality he displays while he is karting is also unknown. Your vote here decides which personality is cooler and more likely to attract the female-Pobres.
The normal Jeffrey Gutierrez is intelligent, logical, helpful, respectful, nice, and one of the best contributors to the forum. However, occasionally he lets his alter ego, known as "Pobre", take over him (actually he's just 1 of a whole army of Pobres that's been trying to take control of the MB and eventually maybe even the world). When he becomes Pobre, he is the biggest spammer by far that the forum has ever known, with a post count of around 4.5 million. Pobre acts like a gangster and insults people often. Some people don't believe that 2 completely opposite personalities can really be the same person, but scientific research has shown that they are, in fact, only 1 person with multiple personalities. The cause of the change in personalities is still unknown, and psychologists are still trying to determine whether or not he's able to control which personality he displays at a particular moment. The personality he displays while he is karting is also unknown. Your vote here decides which personality is cooler and more likely to attract the female-Pobres.
==Day 6==
For day 6 of the extra matches, our theme is stuff that is kart-related vs. stuff that isn't kart-related.
===Jesus vs. Kart Gods===
Battle of the gods! Who's cooler, Jesus, god of Christianity, or the Kart Gods?
===MK vids vs. Porn===
Which is more fun to watch?
===Michael Jongerius vs. Chuck Norris===
People always talk about how tough/cool Chuck Norris is. He certainly is a pretty tough guy with his martial arts skills, and he seems pretty cool considering how many "Chuck Norris Facts" people have written. However, MJ is also just as tough when it comes to MK64, and anyone who dares to challenge him gets pwned much worse than Chuck Norris has ever pwned anyone. So who really is the tougher/cooler guy, MJ or Chuck Norris? Your vote here decides whether or not MJ deserves to have a page of "Michael Jongerius Facts" written about him.
{{2006 Karter Contest}}
{{2006 Karter Contest}}
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